Much is being made of Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, sneaking out of his Hollywood Hills in the early morning hours. Brown unceremoniously dumped Karreche for Rihanna in a now-infamous press release last week. But it is entirely possible that Rihanna, Brown and Karrueche have agreed to have an open relationship.

And since Rihanna is not readily available to him due to her frequent travels, it makes sense that Brown has a backup plan.

According to the paparazzi, Karrueche Tran’s blue sports car was seen parked
outside of Brown’s home for the past couple of nights. The same paparazzi
caught pics of an exhausted Karrueche wobbling to her car after spending the
night with her ex.

By juggling two (or more) women, Chris Brown is only doing what God put him
on earth to do.

As you know, man’s purpose on earth is to be fruitful and multiply. It is
not healthy for a woman to expect her man to stick to her schedule of
intercourse 3-4 times a week. A man must evacuate his oysters daily to remain
healthy.

According to MensHealth.com,
“a 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a
week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.”